Package 'ThreeWiseMonkeys'

Title: The Japanese Pictorial Maxim "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil"
Description: Does nothing useful, but perhaps does that nothing in an entertaining or informative fashion.
Authors: Greg Pilgrim [aut, cre] , Caitlin Baldwin [ctb]
Maintainer: Greg Pilgrim <[email protected]>
License: MIT + file LICENSE
Version: 0.1.0
Built: 2025-03-05 03:31:42 UTC
Source: https://github.com/gpilgrim2670/threewisemonkeys

Help Index

hear no evil

Description

A function that will only "hear" an input containing variants on the string '"no evil"'. 'Hear' is not case sensitive and will remove punctuation so '"no_Evil"' and '"nO- _eVil"' will also be heard. 'Hear' is also sensitive to value names so passing an object 'no_evil <- "asdf"' containing any arbitrary strings will also be heard. Anything that is not specifically '"no evil"' or some acceptable variant is assumed to be evil and will not be heard.

Usage

Hear(x)

Arguments

x

an input

Value

The string "No Evil.".

Author(s)

Greg Pilgrim [email protected]

Examples

Hear(1)
Hear("No Evil")
no_evil <- "good stuff"
Hear(no_evil)
evil <- "good_stuff"
Hear(evil)
Hear(NA)

See No Evil

Description

Allows the user to see no evil - specifically a plot containing the text "No evil.". Fun for the whole family.

Usage

See(...)

Arguments

...

an input, doesn't matter, isn't used

Value

A plot depicting "No evil.".

Author(s)

Greg Pilgrim [email protected]

Examples

See()

speak no evil

Description

Plays an audioclip of the words "No evil". On Windows and Linux machines the function should directly call the system default player of .wav files. On Mac machines it might be necessary to set the default with something like tuneR::setWavPlayer("/Applications/'QuickTime Player.app'/Contents/MacOS/'QuickTime Player'").

Usage

Speak(...)

Arguments

...

an input, doesn't matter, isn't used

Value

Plays an audio clip of the words "No Evil.".

Author(s)

Greg Pilgrim [email protected]

Examples

## Not run: 
Speak()

## End(Not run)